w-w-w-dot-creedthoughts-dot-gov-dot-w-w-w-backslash-creedthoughts. Check it out. Even for the internet it’s pretty
shocking. I’ve been involved in a number of cults
both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader. I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing. You know a human can go on living for
several hours after being decapitated? You’re thinking of a chicken. What’d I say? The Taliban in Af-uh-ganistan. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Oh I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped carrying a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing
things. That is Northern Lights, cannabis-indica. No. It’s marijuana. So, hey – I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? I don’t know. I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween. That is really, really good timing. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until
the cops leave. How much do they want? $300. What? No. I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh you’re paying way too much for worms,
man. Who’s your worm guy? Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared.
His name? Creed Bratton. you