12 Most Unforgettable Creed Thoughts | The Office | COZI Dozen

w-w-w-dot-creedthoughts-dot-gov-dot-w-w-w-backslash-creedthoughts. Check it out. Even for the internet it’s pretty
shocking. I’ve been involved in a number of cults
both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader. I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing. You know a human can go on living for
several hours after being decapitated? You’re thinking of a chicken. What’d I say? The Taliban in Af-uh-ganistan. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Oh I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped carrying a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing
things. That is Northern Lights, cannabis-indica. No. It’s marijuana. So, hey – I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? I don’t know. I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween. That is really, really good timing. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until
the cops leave. How much do they want? $300. What? No. I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh you’re paying way too much for worms,
man. Who’s your worm guy? Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared.
His name? Creed Bratton. you

100 Replies to “12 Most Unforgettable Creed Thoughts | The Office | COZI Dozen

  1. I don’t think creed has ever referred to himself in the first person he just says “creed Bratton does (blank)

  2. it would be fun if they do the office movie or reboot or Christmas special or something in which would be revealed the fact that Creed is an absolutely normal guy who was just trolling camera crew, when they were in the office.

  3. I will set you up with my daughter .
    Oh i'm engaged to Pam.
    I thought you were gay.
    Why would you set me up with your daughter ?
    I don't know.

    That line always gets me 😂

  4. "So hey, I'm gonna set you up with my daughter."

    "Oh no, I'm engaged to Pam."

    "I thought you were gay."

    "Then why would you wanna set me up with your daughter?"

    "I don't know."

  5. I remember it was very late at night, like 11, 11:30. Big fella comes in screaming about god knows what, I think maybe halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out of sock filled with nickels and then shrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter…

  6. Creed: Okay, 'team building'. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed.

    Jim: He never called a meeting.

  7. When Creed hit Meredith’s head, screamed once, and ran out of the meeting room during Toby’s self-defense class.

  8. Looking back at when creed wanted to get Jim with his "daughter" is honestly chilling now that i think about it lmao

  9. If word gets out they won’t let me scuba, if I can’t scuba what was this all about what have I been working towards

  10. When you realize that "William Charles Schneider" is the actor's real name, and he used to be in a rock band with the alias "Creed Bratton".

    The Office writers, take a bow :O

  11. Ok about the bankruptcy scene where Creed reveals that he transfers his debt to William Schneider just so happens to be Creeds real name

  12. Remember the scene when they though the branch was closing and creed started selling and the office stuff online.

  13. Why he would discuss all of this with a camera crew for a documentary that he knew will be released, I never know.

  14. when they were getting pics of their id taken and he gets the shot of the front, then automatically turns left like in a mugshot…

  15. There has been a murder, and YOU are a suspect….

    Cool, boss. Let me get settled in and I'll be right back…

    (Takes off in car)

  16. really not gonna use the line from the finale? humans have a remarkable way to call that place home? come on that’s the best creed thought!

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