Every Fake Business in Breaking Bad | Netflix

– How much is this? – I have no earthly idea. – You know you need to
launder your money, right? Do you understand the basics of it? Placement, layering, integration? (machine whirring)
(upbeat music) – Your new lab. – I ain’t buyin’ no damn
nail salon so just forget it. – Well you wanna stay outta jail don’t ya? I mean, you wanna keep your
money and your freedom, ’cause I got three little
letters for ya, IRS. If they can get Capone they can get you. One look at this place,
you’re gonna fall in love. (Saul coughs)
(upbeat music) Huh? Was I right? Where else you gonna find a cash only business that’s this much fun? Unless we’re talkin’ massage
parlors and uh, I don’t see it. Hey, look. Here’s you, right? Pink, Pinkman, get it? Okay? Here’s your cash. You’re out on the town, yeah? You’re partying hardy,
you’re knockin’ boots with the chicky babes and oh! Who’s this? It’s the tax man and he’s lookin’ at you. Now what does he see? – Can I help you, Sir? – Diet coke, please. And five minutes of your time. (upbeat music) – He sees a young fella, big fancy house, unlimited cash supply and no job. Now what is the conclusion
the tax man makes? – I’m a drug dealer. – Eh, wrong. Million times worse. You’re a tax cheat. What do they do? They take every penny and you go in the can for felony tax evasion. Ouch! (cash register dings)
(upbeat music) – Always sticky. – Yeah. – No problem. Who’d have thought that someday I would be handing these keys to you? – Now, you give me your money, okay? That’s called placement. Hand me that little thing, bin. This is the nail salon, right? I take your dirty money and I slip it into the salon’s nice clean cash flow. That’s called layering. Final step, integration. The revenues from the
salon go to the owner. That’s you. Your filthy drug money
has been transformed into nice clean taxable income brought to you by a savvy investment
in a thriving business. I know it’s a long shot. Look, I get it. Just say no and we’ll go get dinner. – No way we’re cookin’ in here. – Who said here? (upbeat music) (tarp rustling) A house is infested, truck
load is up, home owners leave, and that’s where we’ll cook. – If you wanna stay a criminal and not become say, a convict, then maybe you should grow
up and listen to your lawyer. – Right. So, you can get your 5%. – No, that’s 17%. That’s the usual, 17%
and that’s a bargain. Hey, what? You… Hey, listen to it! Come on, I’m talkin’ to
you about your future here. Listen to reason!

100 Replies to “Every Fake Business in Breaking Bad | Netflix

  1. A lot of the drug dealers in Memphis have businesses. Some promote shows to filter the money. Moneybagg has a clothing store. Some guy named Vic is literally turning into a legit business man. His gf is a stripper goes by icecream901 shows all his business lol.

  2. Netflix. Paru Itagaki just recently got a tweet. Her anime released recently. But it recently only was released in Japan. Are we able to get to get our first episode soon?

  3. Since they do not give it a fake name and rather only show the actual real sign, the "lazer base" is not fake. The "Hinkle Extreme Lazer Tag Lazer Base" is the lazer tag addition to the "Hinkle Family Fun Center" in Albq NM. Many fun games there growing up. They use the main building (not the lazer base) for the interior arcade Jesse is later hiding in.

  4. I wish i can go back in time and stop my self from watching it
    Because once you watch breaking bad and finish it all the rest of series become garbage.

  5. If you'd look up "Perfect Show" in the dictionary, the definition would be "Breaking Bad". My God, between the writing, acting, directing, there were barely any flaws with this show and it was just amazing. I can't wait to watch El Camino later

  6. The businesses were not “fake.” They all had employees, brought in an income, paid taxes, and had normal operations. The difference is that they were USED as “fronts” to have a way to funnel laundered money.

  7. This is missing a lot: Arroyo Realty, 4's Cabaret, Beneke Fabricators, Best Quality Vacuum Repair, Casa Tranquila, Clovis's Storage Yard, Cradock Marine Bank, Golden Moth Chemical…

  8. So I can't get my clothes laundered, go to laser quest, eat fried chicken, get my house fumigated, get my nails done, buy a car, or get my car washed without potentially supporting a drug empire?

  9. When they release a video like this the day before El Camino comes out you wonder if it is important in some way. I am going to watch it now so I guess I will find out.

    Update: Ish…..

  10. Literally GTA: Albuquerque XD my sudden epiphany of why this show is so great…a real life depiction of much of the events of your typical GTA game lol

  11. Spoiler they’re all fake. This isn’t real. Seen the one on need for speed and the older one on malcolm in the middle and he had hair. Think they’re actors

  12. Top 10 TV Series:

    1.) The Wire

    <really big gap>

    2.) Breaking Bad
    3.) Power
    4.) Shameless
    5.) Boardwalk Empire
    6.) Snowfall
    7.) Queen of the South
    8.) Orange is the New Black
    9.) The Sopranos
    10.) Travelers

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