If Sex Talk Was Like Office Talk


(College Humor Jingle) (upbeat jazz music) (emails dinging) – Cynthia and I need to talk
to through our schedule live. – Yes, we’ll interface somewhere else, so we don’t inconvenience. – Sure. – Please grab my hair at
your earliest convenience. – No problem, I’ll do that asap. Checking in about nipples. – Ah, here they are, sorry for the delay. – Cheers, thanks. Just wanna run anal up the flagpole. – Let’s put a pin in it. – Great, balls in your court. – Copy that. I’d love to put oral on the radar. – Got it, I’ll make that an action item. – Much appreciated. – Just want to check-in again about anal, is that still on the table? – It’s on the docket,
let’s circle back to that. – Great, I can reach
out to John about lube. – Noted. I’d be remiss to not
bring 69 to the table. – That’s problematic for me,
I don’t have the bandwidth to both give and receive right now. – Just doing my due diligence. What are your thoughts
on changing positions? I’d love to diversify. – Great, whatever it takes
to reach our bottom line. – I’m feeling a little out of the loop. – Oop, apologizes, speaking
of loops, I’d love to close the loop on anal. – I’d love to discuss
it more, let’s table it for the meeting. – I’m feeling bullish about
it, I’d love to bump that up. – If that’s the case, I’d
like to take a nay on anal for this round. – Understood. Need to send up a flare
regarding involuntary condom removal due to friction. I’ve already got a handle on
it, be back on momentarily. – Sounds good, standing by. That motion is gaining traction. – Great, ping me when you’re close. – Well, I’ve completed on my end. – Me too, we really raised the bar. – I’d love to download
with you later today and have a post-mortem. – Sounds great, best. – Best. Hey, did you hear we got a new copier? (orgasming) Hi, I’m Cynthia from College Humor. Click here to subscribe,
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100 Replies to “If Sex Talk Was Like Office Talk

  1. This is how a highly technological and financially idealised society will surely be in the future. πŸ™‚

  2. if suddenly a call comes in and youre very, very close to climax you'd be like
    " hello? oh erm sorry im talking to the delivery g-AAH-uhy. yeah yeah sure."

  3. In all honesty, if grant or cynthia didn't get horny during all this then they are superhuman

  4. I wonder how many times they laughed during the filming of this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. This must be the most uncomfortable thing to family plan especially with Grant considering he's so tall

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