The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go | Hardly Working


(laughs) – Yes! – What happened? – Sorry, it’s just, this book is really funny,
Cooking Without Looking, it’s a Shane Crown book it’s really good. – Oh, nice. I’ll have to check it out sometime. – Wow. Look who’s recommending books to who. – Not this again. – Because I seem to recall a day– – You just can’t get over this can you? – When you asked if
anybody had a bookmark. – It was six months ago. – I didn’t happen to hear you so I asked, what was that? To which you replied– – Have you never read a book before? (laughs) – Stop! I’m just an innocent
little baby angel, please. – I wasn’t wearing a tuxedo and it was a dumb joke
from six months ago. – I’m sorry six months? Wow, I wish I could read a calendar. It must be nice to always
know what day it is. – Katie, you’ve brought up
this dumb joke every day since you’re reading too much into it. – Reading? But how could that be true? I thought I couldn’t read at all. – You know what I mean, I was being sarcastic. – Sorry, I guess it’s hard for me to read between the lines. – Okay. – Because I’m an illiterate
little dumb fuck. – Alright, everyone knows you can read. – Really because that’s not
what you said six months ago. – I know, you’re right. I was wrong and I’m sorry. – That’s what you think. – Katie! That’s my lunch. – No, how can you tell? – I know you can read, Katie. It clearly has my name written on it. – You mean these squiggly
little lines mean something? – If you’re gonna eat that you owe me at least five dollars. – Here. – There’s like three thousand dollars. – Oh. Thank you so much for being so honest because when you can’t read all money looks the same. – No it doesn’t. That doesn’t look anything
like five dollars. And what’s that on your wrist? – Oh this? They said it was Japanese for good vibes. – A tattoo? How does that get back
at me, it only hurts you. – What can I do Raph? I don’t know how to read. Your words, not mine. – Just drop it. – I guess I never learned
how to read a room. – You know what? I’m glad I said you can’t read. – I’ll beat your ass. – Hey guys.
– Frankie! – Did you guys forget what today is? – Oh yeah, I was wearing a tux. I made that joke on Tuxedo Tuesday. – Which nobody told me about. I need, I need a personal day. Okay, I just need one. I shouldn’t, I know these outbursts aren’t, they’re wacky, they shouldn’t
be happening at work. I know that. I know that! (sighs) I have so much money and no friends. – Hi, I’m Raphael from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun stuff and click here to leave
a detailed message. Uh-huh. You what? You didn’t. I’da did the same thing.

Moana Bloopers – How Far I’ll Go | Behinds the scenes with Working with Lemons


To film Moana / Vaiana in real life we knew we had to go to Hawaii. So we held auditions on YouTube, cast Angeline
and flew to the Polynesian Cultural Center. The goal was to film three music videos in
five days. That included finding locations, blocking,
some costumes and casting. With a lot of help and miracles, we did it! Here’s some behind the scenes and bloopers
from our trip. Hi
How is it being Moana? It’s really fun actually
oh yeah? I get to do different things and new things I’ve never
done before. yeah? So it’s a new experience
I’ve never been Moana so, I wanna know You should be
Hahaha Background Start walking
We have a golf cart Back to one
Sorry there was a golf cart Aloha Talofa Let me go
Let it go I can go Hai Hai – come back Sorry let’s restart False start on the offense ouch nice There’s a guy Robbie running like Moana… Currently we do not have a canoe
so we are cheating it the best way we know how. lots of close ups ummm we don’t know if it’s actually going to work
but we’ll see What do you think Skyler? Think it will work? It might
Hopefully you won’t notice So we’re here with Devinsupertramp he was
so kind to bring us and underwater camera rig so we don’t get our camera all soaked. Devin Graham: Hopefully it works out – we’ll see. I’ve been a big fan of these guys for a long time. So we finally get to work together in very
weird round about way- here in Hawaii. Let’s film it! How far I’ll go keep smiling – keep going
and cut that was pretty good So fun! We’ll she survived How far it goes One day I’ll know How far I’ll go Thanks for watching! Let us know what you thought about our Disney
Moana in real life. You’re Welcome!

Eating Alone At Work // Colleagues


(mysterious orchestral music) (quiet chatter) – [Man] Hey.
– [Woman] Hi. – Uh, I was actually just leaving. – Oh, it’s fine. – Okay, all right, bye. (descending electrical surge) – [Voiceover] Well, here you are. Five minutes too long
on that conference call and now you have to sit alone at lunch. You could go back and eat at your desk, but somehow, that’s even worse. And your usual lunch
partner’s out with the boss. (uproarious laughter) Maybe if you stare at the
other table long enough, they’ll notice you. – Anna, come pull up a
chair, we can make room. No need to sit alone.
(women muttering) – No, uh, it’s okay, there’s no room. – No, we can make room. (women muttering)
– We can’t. – [Voiceover] Well, that was humiliating. – Did you guys see Game
of Thrones last night? – Yes! – [Voiceover] You saw Game
of Thrones last night. You have something witty and
intelligent to say about it, but that conversation is not for you. You can’t join from the
next table, that’s pathetic. Time to pretend there’s
something really interesting to look at on your phone,
nevermind you already checked Facebook, Instagram and
Twitter 20 times today, so there’s nothing new. What is it about eating
alone that makes you feel like a loser? No matter how old you get, no matter how confident you are in yourself, one empty table and it’s like
high school all over again. Oh, thank God. Oh, (bleep) you, guy. – Is this seat taken? – [Voiceover] You mean, is this seat taken by anyone more interesting? – All you. – [Voiceover] Now you
have to make small talk with someone you’d
never choose to eat with under normal circumstances. – [Man] So how’s it going?
– [Woman] Good, good. – [Voiceover] You can’t even
remember this guy’s name. Ethan? Earl? You know he works in the
cubicle across from you, but beyond that, nothing. – So, did you watch Game
of Thrones last night? – Oh, no, I don’t have HBO. – [Voiceover] Of course he doesn’t. Heaven forbid he actually do something to contribute to the conversation. Now he’s just gonna sit there
with his big stupid face sucking on his big stupid sandwich. Well, nothing left to do
now besides pick up the pace and end this nightmare. – Good salad, huh?
– [Woman] Mm hmm. Well, back to the grind.
– [Man] Yeah. Go get ’em, tiger. – [Voiceover] Ah, thank God that’s over. Eating alone is the absolute worst. – I like the part where
he’s like, “And my axe.” – Okay, that’s Lord of the Rings. That’s Lord of the– (orchestra tuning note)

“Working at the Airport” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous


I remember my dad when I was 16. My dad comes to me and goes, “Son, one day, you won’t be in school anymore.” I was like, “I’m gonna graduate?” “No, son.” “Focus, son. Focus, focus. Come on.” “That is never going to happen, okay?” “When you’re not in school, you’re going to need to get a job.” I was like, “Of course I’m gonna get a job. I’m not a freeloader!” I go, “If you know anybody hiring, let me know.” He goes, “Well, the airport is hiring.” Here’s, here’s how dumb I was. My dad said the airport was hiring, and I was like, “Oh my god, my dad wants me to be a pilot!” And I was like, “Dad you want me to be a pilot. Oh my God son. No no no my God no oh My God oh my lanta no no no no. Oh my god. Son, you are far too stupid for that job People’s lives are at stake”, And what the hell am I gonna do at the airport my dad goes “Baggage handlerrr!” What the hell is a baggage handler my dad sells the shit out of it to me “What’s a baggage handler? Son let me tell you something okay?” these people are an integral part of millions of peoples travel plans throughout the year I was like, “Damn!” “Well, what is their job entail?” “Basically” “Baggage handlers job is, you take the baggage and you put [it] on the plane?” “What-what do I do?” “You take the baggage and you put [it] on the plane” I put it on the plane?” “You put it on the plane!” “I put it?” “You put it” “Like putt?” “Like put” like “Don’t be stupid, okay? That’s putting” “Focus son, focus, focus!” I said, “Dad. I wanna be a break dancer” “Son, son. You can dance, on your break”

Trump Fakes a Deal: The Daily Show


as the Obama administration
is coming to a close, uh, unemployment has plunged
to a nearly nine-year low. When Obama came to office,
it was at 7.8%. Now it’s at 4.6%, which is really good. -(applause)
-But… but-but, you see, America’s
future is not about being good– it’s about being great. REPORTER:Trump promised to keep
Carrier jobs in the U.S.
He says Carrier’s gonna bring
back those jobs to Indiana. He, as president,
will make it happen. I’m gonna call up Carrier, and I’m gonna tell the head
of Carrier, “I hope you enjoy your stay
in Mexico, folks, “but every single unit
that you make “and send across our border,
which now will be real, you’re gonna pay a 35% tax!” (cheering) And you know
what Carrier’s going to do? They’re going to call me
in 24 hours, and they’re going to go,
“Mr. President, “we’re moving back
into the United States, we’re going to build
in the United States.” -(applause and cheering)
-That’s what’s going to happen, 100% sure! Man, say what you want
about Trump, but he really kicks ass
in imaginary negotiations -against himself.
-(laughter) “Then Carrier’s gonna say
they’re sorry, “and everyone will shout
my name. “Then, Rosie O’Donnell
will be like, “‘Donald rules, and I drool.’ “Then the failingNew York Times
will print a headline “that says,
‘Air-Conditioner Factory Stays, -Trump Keeps His Cool.'”
-(laughter) “And it’ll be a great pun, and
everyone will laugh at the pun, “and they’ll say,
‘Great pun, Donald!’, because they’ll know
it was really my pun!” (laughter) And by the way, by the way,
it’s easy to see why Trump wants more
air-conditioning in America. -Look at his face there.
-(laughter) He was sweating so much,
he looks like he’s doing an impression
of Fat Bastard. -Like, what is he…
what is he doing? -(laughter) (with Scottish accent):
“Get in my country.” (laughter) But… but…
and this is crazy. Once Trump won the election,
he actually did it. He got on the phone,
negotiated with Carrier, and he made his first deal. WOMAN: The air-conditioning
giant tweeted last night, “We are pleased
to have reached a deal “with President-elect Trump
& VP-elect Pence to keep close to 1,000 jobs
in Indy.” MAN:
The deal is extremely popular. 60% of registered voters saying it gave them a more
favorable view of trump. Wow. Yes. After Trump’s deal, some people
see him in a better light. “He saved 1,000 peoples’ jobs,
and he grabbed zero pussies? -Wow!” (chuckles)
-(laughter) “Maybe we should give
this guy a chance!” But before
you give him a chance, you may want to examine the
Carrier deal a little closer, because,
like Donald Trump’s hair, -there’s something that’s just
a little off. -(laughter) Numerically,
there are some… issues here. Donald Trump,
during his speech, said that there were about
1,100 jobs saved. It turns out it’s probably more
like 800 jobs that were saved, 300 that he was referring to were actually never going
to move in the first place. It’s not a sustainable strategy to save 800 or 1,000 jobs
at a time. WOMAN:
The deal gives the heating
and air-conditioning company
seven million dollars
in state tax breaks
over ten years.
What Trump is doing is setting
a very dangerous precedent. My guess is today,
there’s some corporation who may not have thought one
second about leaving America– now they’re going to announce, “Hey, we’re going to Mexico,
we’re going to China. Hey, Mr. Trump,
what you gonna do for us?”-Bernie!
-(laughter)-Bernie!
-(applause and cheering) (Noah crying) We should have listened to you,
Bernie! -(laughter)
-(Noah crying) You know every time
Democrats see Bernie Sanders, they’re like, “Damn,
I wonder what could have been.” (laughter) But he’s right. It’s not sustainable for
the government to pay companies to keep uncompetitive jobs
in the country. But now that other companies
have read Carrier’s blackmail script, they could also
threaten to leave and wait for those sweet, sweet
tax breaks to roll in. It’s like that children’s book. If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s going to want to (bleep)
you in the ass. -(laughter) -You guys had
the same book, right? -It’s the same book.
-(laughter) And by the way, by the way, I love how Donald Trump made it
like, “I told Carrier what to do,
and they did it!” No, no, no,
that’s not what happened. They threatened something,
Trump paid them the money, and they still sent hundreds
of jobs to Mexico. Like, Trump would be the worst
hostage negotiator in the world. He would be just like,
“Come out with your hands up! “Free all the hostages! “No? “All right, you asked for it! We’re sending in a million
dollars and more hostages!” (laughter) “All right, cover me, boys. I’m going in to give him
a hand job. Cover me.” (laughter) (applause and cheering) -(audience whooping)
-Worst negotiator ever. Oh, there’s another aspect
of this deal, uh, but it has good news
and bad news. The good news is:
Carrier has agreed to invest more money
into their factory. The bad news is:
it’s gonna be like Westworld. Updating the plant
will result in more automation and an important consequence. We’re gonna make a $16 million
investment in that factory… That sounds good,
except they’re doing it to automate
the manufacturing process, which will shed jobs. As bad as this deal is, what makes this so good
for Donald Trump is that it gives the illusion that he’s done
something meaningful. That’s what Trump is all about,
is the show. Because all
the headlines say is: Trump saves a thousand jobs! Which, don’t get me wrong,
I acknowledge is something for every single person
whose jobwassaved. I don’t deny that. But at the scale the president
is supposed to work on, that’s barely
a drop in the bucket. It’s all about
“the thousand jobs.” What abouteveryone’sjobs?
You got to create jobs as well. This is basically a classic
con man move, you know? A con man makes you focus
on what youthinkyou can get, and distracts you
from everything that you stand to lose. -(applause)
-That’s all it is. And look… look, the Carrier deal
might have some benefits. But it would be naive to ignore
all of the side effects. In fact, I have a proposal. Every time
Trump makes a promise, he should be forced
to include the fine print. And you know what
Carrier’s gonna do? They’re gonna call me
in 24 hoursand they’re gonna go,
“Mr. President,
(fading): we’re moving back
into the United… WOMAN:Donald Trump’s promises
are not intended
to be taken seriously.The number of jobs
will be lower than promised.
Side effects could include
massive corporate tax breaks,
higher consumer costs,and companies giving the jobs
to robots anyway.
Ask your doctor if your economy
is healthy enough for Trump.
He’ll probably say no,
but (bleep) him,
make America great again.

[GAME MASTER] Chucky is Working for the Game Master! We Have To Tell Trinity and Beyond! (2019)


– [Narrator] Previously
on Twin Toys Access. – Do you remember when we
came home after the trip ’cause we thought the
Gingerbread Man was in our house? – [Kid] Yeah. – Well hello Twin Toys, but it’s not me. – So Randall Cloud’s over your house. – Who’s at our house? – Right exactly who’s here? – Maybe it’s-
– Wait wait shh. (doorbell rings) – Oh!
– Doorbell! (doorbell rings) – Doorbell! – [Dad] Doorbell. What was that sound? – [Kids] Jellybeans! – [Kid] I love. – [Dad] Oh my goodness. Should we open the letter? Oh my it’s from Chucky. – [Kid] Chucky. – [Dad] So, Chucky sent us the jellybeans. I wanted to congratulate
you on your escape house. Have you noticed Gingy
was never in your house when you pushed the
button in New York City? Yeah we noticed that now. Right? – [Kid] Yeah. – [Dad] But guess who is? – [Kid] Keep reading. (evil laughter) – [Dad] Wait, did you just hear that? – [Both] What? (evil laughter) – I think its —
– Yeah I hear it. I heard it! – [Mom] I’m gonna go try to find out where the laugh came from. – [All] Okay okay. – Where’s the noise coming from? Oh my gosh guys come here. – What is it? Guys you see it? – Yeah.
– Yes. – What is that? (sinister music) Do you see it? – Yeah. – What is it? Oh my … Wait listen, listen, shhh shhh. (toy music box playing) – Wait a minute, I remember this. Did you hear that? (toy music box playing) – I wonder what it is. – Eli, what are you doing? – I don’t know, but I
really like the music. – Eli, no! No, don’t go! (toy music box playing) – [Walkie Talkie] Guys,
have you seen my flashlight? – I think it’s in the hall. (toy music box playing) (sinister music) – Oh yeah, I saw this
from a couple years ago. But then I saw … – Wait a minute, guys. Guys, look behind the flowers. Look behind the flowers. – Yes, I see a blue —
– Jack-in-the-box! – I remember that. When I was standing behind it. And that thing was behind it. – Let’s go, let’s go see it. Eli, what? – This is the clown jack-in-the-box. – You think we should wind it up? Twin Town Army, you think
we should wind this up? And guys, if you’re new to the channel, you can’t make comments
anymore on the video, you gotta go over the Instagram account Twintoys_eliandliam. Find the picture for this video, and that’s where you put all the comments. (jack-in-the-box music playing) (everyone screams) – Woo! – Look at this! – It says “Gotcha!” (clown laughing) – Did you guys hear that? – [Kids] Yeah! – [Eli] Clown laugh again! – Why do I feel every time
I hear him laughing — – Every time when we find a clown that we already found from the last video, it makes a laugh! – Yes! So I really think that the
clown laugh is a good thing because that means that we did
what we were supposed to do and it’s gonna lead us to the next clue of where he is. – Yes! – The question is, where is he? – [Eli] I don’t know. – I think I heard it in this room, let’s try this room here, come here. I’ll check the stairs, you guys check the table, check the table. – [Eli] What are these? – [Dad] Is he over there? What did you find? – These. – Are those whoopee cushions? (farting noises) – Oh look at this! (farting noises) – This one’s good!
– Whoa! – Liam, use this one. – [Dad] Hey you want to sit on it? Oh ew! Aww Cam Cam. Here, you want to sit on it? You gotta sit on it, ready? Come here, come here. And three, two, one. Eww! (farting noises) – Ew! Oh mama! Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shhh shhh. Wait, do you guys smell that? No, I think we’re okay. I just remember that one time whenever Chucky came over and didn’t
something happen to you? – [Mom] Yeah, remember the smell? – It smelled bad and it
made you fall asleep. – [Mom] And I fell over. – It made mommy fall asleep. (clown laughing) – The laugh again! – [Liam] Laughing! – Every time we find something! – Okay, we found the whoopee cushions, we heard the laugh, so
that means it’s good. But where did the laugh come from? – The laugh came in here! There! – Came from in where? – Here! – Okay hold on, hold on. Ready? Three, two, one, no look,
he has nowhere to go. If it came from in here, then that means Chucky is in here, there is no way to get out. So you ready to go see him? – Yes! – You ready to go see Chucky? – I am gonna see him! – Twin Toy Army, are you
ready to go see Chucky? We can get him. You guys ready? Wait, where are the Nerf guns? They downstairs? – Yeah. – Okay, you know what? We’re fine, I don’t think we need them. Ready, three, two, one. Chucky, surprise! (Eli and Liam yelling) – He’s not in here! – He’s right there! – What, did he evaporate or something? – Maybe he disappeared in the mask! – Is there something inside? – Let me see what this looks like, ready? Hold on, I’m gonna be Chucky
for a quick second, ready? Hello! Isn’t that funny? Isn’t that funny? – I want to out on his face. – Okay, Eli’s turn. Okay, dance! Look, you’re Chucky! (Dad singing a silly song) (kids laughing) – Oh my goodness. Hey Cam, you want to try? Okay, Liam wants to try. – This is so funny! – Three, two, one. Look, Liam is Chucky! (Dad singing silly song) (kids laughing) Cam Cam, you want to try? Come here, Cam. Oh, wait a minute, what’s that? – Read it! – Alright, this is what it says. “The old me”. – [Dad] It says, “the old me”. – “The old me”. – So is this the old him … That’s right, remember we had that note and it says he looks a
little different now. This is the old him. Okay, so what’s that supposed to mean? (clown laughing) – What’s that noise again? – What? – [Eli] A laugh! – [Liam] Is it someone else? – But what I don’t get, if you heard the voice and it was in here, and then what, he vanished
and left this behind? – That means — – Does he have like magic
powers or something? – Maybe, he goes into a
tornado and leaves his hat here and then wrote a note. (clown laughing) – The laugh again! – Laughing! – Is it upstairs? – Upstairs? – Maybe, I don’t know. Wait, I heard a noise! – Maybe it is upstairs. Chucky? – [Liam] I heard a noise! – Let’s go upstairs,
come on, hurry, let’s go. – I heard a noise! I heard like a “dong”. – Liam, Liam, was that there before? – I can’t pull it down! – Oh my gosh, wait, what does it say? It says “Chuckles”. Oh my goodness, there’s
a note attached to it. What is this? This is his calling card from a while ago. He changed his name and
crossed out ES and it’s Chucky. Haha haha lol lol. Oh my gosh and it came with a note! “Clowns come in packs, which means, you’re not
the only one we are after. All hail the Red Order, Chucky.” What’s the Red Order? – [Eli] I don’t know. – Have you guys ever
heard of the Red Order? – No. – Cam, have you ever
heard of the Red Order? – Yeah. – Oh you have? – Uh huh! – What does it mean? It means he’s the cutest
thing in the world, that’s what it means. – Yeah. – Yeah, I am the cutest
thing in the world, my names Cam Cam. I love you so much. But wait a minute, it says “you’re not the
only one we’re after”. (phone dings) – Wait hold on a second guys, I got a message. Oh my gosh, guys? Guys, it’s a video. – A video? – There’s a clown over at Trinity’s house. (gasps) – Guys, we have to warn them! We have to warn them, okay? They need to know right now
there’s a clown at their house. (dramatic music) [Dad] How many more clowns are out there? (playful music)

KALEY CUOCO NEEDS A RICH EMPLOYED HUSBAND!


– So much is going on in the world today. What should I talk about? The Pope? The super moon? Water on Mars? Kaley Cuoco’s divorce? Yep, that one. I mean, she cut her hair. Love doesn’t always win. So Big Bang Theory star, Kaley Cuoco and her husband Ryan Sweeting have announced they are getting divorced after 21 months of marriage. They put out a statement that read they ask for privacy at this
time, no further statement will be issued regarding the matter. So I guess it’s up to me to
make a more complete statement regarding this matter. Ryan Sweeting is a
professional tennis player who has made a total of
$1,000,000 prize money over his 10-year career. Kaley Cuoco is a nactress who makes a million dollars a week
at least on her TV show. Do the math, do the math. And she cut her hair really
short after they got married. So she has shorter hair,
she makes more money. These two had no chance. And not to be all Dr. Phil but here goes. They met, she said on day two she knew and I tell you what you know on day two, you know your vagina feels amazing, he gave you orgasm brain
and then you say yes to marry him three months later and then you get married
fast and then you wake up and you’re like “I don’t
really know this guy “and he makes no money.” Did you know that it takes two years to get to know somebody? So it’s great you can have great sex and have grandiose ideas of being in love but love takes time. So next time you feel
rushed to get engaged or get married or cut your hair, I invite you to look
at the cautionary tale of the artist formerly known
as Kaley Cuoco Sweeting. What the buck? I know that cutting her hair
had nothing to do with it, but I was just making a little joke. Comment, questions of the
day, how long do you think you should wait before getting engaged? Number two, how fast
do you think two people can really fall in love? And three, and think about
this, when a woman makes a lot more, not more, a lot more (laughs), like more in a week than he
will ever make in his lifetime than the man financially,
do you think this can work? Shit just got real. Oh and I will talk about
water on Mars next time. Thanks for watching. Don’t forget to like this
video with a thumbs up if you believe in love. (laughing)

Thoughts You Get While Pooping At Work – POPxo


Oh wow! Finally, this feels so good. Does it smell bad? Or not. I hope nobody outside can make
out that I am taking a dump. This is so relieving. I wonder what I should eat
now that my stomach’s empty. Oh God. Am I going to fart?
Please don’t fart! Please don’t fart! Oh shit! There’s someone outside. Oh God! It’s going to be so embarrassing
if the toilet smells after I leave. Oh God! They will think, I am unhygienic. Let me just check my
Facebook and Instagram. Oh damn! No network. From now on,
I will make sure that I poop at home. Wait a minute. Is this pot even clean? What if I get some infection? I should have squatted and sat down. I think I am done now. Oh no, wait. Oh! This feels so great. Now, I am done. I can work in peace now.