Try Not To Eat Challenge – The Office Foods | People Vs. Food


– (Kevin) Ancho chiles.
– Aw! – Oh, just scoop it in!
(laughs) It just gets worse! – Look at how extravagant
this dish is, and if I pass on it,
I’m gonna feel so terrible. ♪ (accordion intro) ♪ – (FBE) So today, we wanna
thank you guys for coming in to our office, because we’re gonna be trying
not to eat Office foods. – Oh!
– Wait, from The Office? – Oh my God.
– Like The Office, with like, with Michael Scott? – (FBE) Yes, we are not like
grabbing food from our break room or anything, this is foods
from The Office, the show. – That’s like my favorite show.
– Same, oh my gosh! Are we gonna get Jell-O? – (FBE) All of these foods were either featured or inspired by
moments in the show. Since this is
a Try Not To Eat Challenge, if you make it through
all of the rounds without eating, there will be a reward Office food,
but there is a punishment for losing! For every food you eat,
you’ll have to take one bite of our punishment food. – (gasps) Oh no, okay. – And you know the punishment’s
[bleep] way worse. – Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, we’ll see what happens. – This is my Get Out
of Punishment Free Card, so I get to eat all the foods,
including the reward. So I’m hungry,
so I want to use it. Exchange this card
to skip a future episode punishment and take the reward instead. – How do you get one of those? – I won it when I did the
Try Not To Get Scared. – Oh, when you went to Horror Nights. – I love The Office,
love it, so great. – (Michael) You got it? – This is funny.
– This looks so good in the show. – (Michael) Fettuccine alfredo! – Oh, I love fettuccine alfredo. – (Michael) Time to carboload. – Carboload. (laughs) – That looks [bleep] good. – I love fettuccine alfredo. – Oh my God.
It’s in the container, too! – (FBE) Yes, so we’ve got
some fettuccine to start this challenge off right, as Michael says,
it’s time to carboload, and this not from a restaurant, this is still prepared
by our gourmet chef. – Gosh dang it!
– Oh. – What, this is torture.
This is literally torture, okay? – Does it count if I open it? – (FBE) Please do.
– Okay. – Oh, it looks so good. – (Ashby) I’m gonna go for it. – You’re gonna go for it?
– I’m gonna go for it! – It’s worth it? (buzzer rings) I don’t know what to do.
I’m so conflicted. – Oh my God, it is so good.
– Stop! (buzzer rings) – Wow.
– Oh my gosh. – It’s so good!
– It’s so good! (laughs) – Ooh!
– Yes, bitch! – (laughs) This is,
he just gets to eat! – It was like… – For every food you eat,
you have to take a bite. – Yeah.
– Ugh, man. I wish it was just like
one punishment, one and done,
’cause I would eat everything. You know what I mean? I don’t want it.
(Danny laughs) I don’t want this one. – Ugh, am I gonna eat this?
Are you gonna eat it? I’m carb-loading for the marathon
I’m not running tomorrow. (buzzer rings)
– I’m starving. – Mmm, that’s good stuff. – I’m gonna pass on that one. (sighs) Restraint. – Oh [bleep] me!
– Oh my God! It smells so good. It’s nice, and like
the right amount of creamy. (buzzer rings)
Oh my God! It’s so good. This is worth whatever’s
coming my way. Oh my God.
– I’m gonna hold off. I’m in it to win it
this episode. – Congrats to you. – (FBE) You ready for us
to spice it up a bit? – Oh.
– It’s chili. – Oh no.
– It’s the chili. It’s Kevin and chili. Yay!
(Ashby laughs) – (Kevin) Some of my
Kevin’s Famous Chili. – This has happened to me
in real life, by the way.
– Has it really? – (Kevin) Undercook the onions. (both laugh) – He’s so close, yet so far! – He’s like right there.
– Right there, oh! – (Kevin) I’m up the night before.
– (laughs) He’s so… – (Kevin) Dicing whole tomatoes. – (laughs) And then the scooping of it. – (Kevin) Ancho chiles. – Oh, guy just gets…
– Oh, just scoop it in! It just gets worse! (laughs)
– (Kevin) It’s a recipe passed down from Malones
for generations. (both laugh) It’s probably the thing I do best.
– Oh [bleep] Kevin. – You know what’s crazy
about that scene? Is like, that was probably
first take, one take, ’cause you can’t
[bleep] up the carpet and have a huge stain. – (FBE) While we’ve been able
to keep ours off the ground, we do think that Kevin
would be proud of his famous dish.
(Ashby gasps) – Oh, look at that goodness. If these things weren’t attached
to one of my favorite shows, this would be easier. Kevin, this one’s for you, buddy. – I always like to see
what he says about it first. (buzzer rings) – Mmm.
I’m so happy right now. Welcome to the failed group,
it’s the best! (buzzer rings) – (FBE) This is his exact recipe. – Mmm.
– I don’t believe that. – Yeah, it’s smoky,
it’s good. It is damn good chili. – I like chunky.
(buzzer rings) No, no. – That’s really good. Are you sure you don’t want any? – I think I’m sure. I don’t think you know.
– It’s so good, that I wanna take a bite
out of yours so that they have to send it
home with me too. – (FBE) (laughs) And you have a cold. – And I have a cold,
so I know you guys can’t use it. Oh, I should’ve…
Very good. – I’m in it to win it.
So I’m not gonna eat it. – I lost already, but like I said,
at this point I just, I don’t know,
I wanna resist and like make myself proud.
I’m gonna pass on the chili. I’m. (laughs)
– No! No, not today. – Well how about we do
the short tour, and then I’ll start dinner. – Oh yeah.
– Some of my favorite episodes. – It’s great. – (Jan) No no, just the osso buco
needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else is done. – Oh no, I love osso buco. – I love this episode so much.
– It was so cringy. – Three hours? – (Jan) They often don’t even
start eating until midnight. – (Michael) When in Rome. (Sharon laughs) – This is one of my,
oh, this episode is so good. When she throws…
(laughs) Into the television. – I just love how awkward
Jim and Pam are. Like okay, can I go now?
– Yeah, yeah yeah. They like represent
all of us watching. This is how it feels. – (FBE) This dish that Jan serves
in the Dinner Party From Hell episode consists of delcious veal shank,
white wine, vegetables, and broth. – It’s veal?
– (FBE) Veal. – Wow, you guys are spoiling us. – I just hate he can just
dig right in. – Oh yeah.
Ooh, oh, I didn’t even have to cut it. (buzzer rings) I’m just a person that, when’s the next time
you’re gonna have veal? – That’s right! (laughs)
(buzzer rings) Mmm, delicious. – I’m looking forward
to watching her do the punishment. – Ugh. – Part of me like feels bad,
because look at how extravagant this dish is,
and if I pass on it, I’m gonna feel so terrible.
Alright, what the Hell, I’m gonna do it, okay.
– Oh. (buzzer rings)
I can just tell Ashby’s gonna like it. – I actually like this
because it does like… – It just falls apart.
– Fall apart. – I’ve never had veal,
and I don’t want to. – I can’t eat that. I won’t eat veal. – Mmm.
– I’m good. – (FBE) Really?
– Yeah, I think I’ll pass. I love osso buco,
but yeah, I think I’ll pass. – It, yeah, it looks
really good though. – (FBE) For your final challenge,
we decided to kick things up a notch, we’re actually gonna be
combining foods… – Ooh! – (FBE) From two of our
favorite Office moments. – Okay! – (Michael) I enjoy having
breakfast in bed. I like waking up
to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler,
I have to do it myself. – Same, it’s so hard! – (Michael) So most nights
before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out
on my George Foreman grill. – Yeah!
– (Michael) Then I go to sleep. When I wake up,
I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again.
– Genius. – (Michael) Then I wake up
to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me,
it’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up,
I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot.
That’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard
to believe about that. (both laugh) Look at that. Nothing like grilling
in the great outdoors! – Oh no.
– The George Foreman, again. – (Ryan) Is it the same grill
you grilled your foot in? (both laugh) – (Michael) Yes, but I got
all the foot off of it. – I got all the foot
off of it. (laughs) – (FBE) For our final tempting dish,
we decided to combine two out of the three things
that Michael famously cooked on his grill.
– Is that bacon wrapped steak? – (FBE) Just not the foot. – Shut up!
– It’s bacon wrapped steak! Yes!
– (Kendelle) Shut up! – (FBE) Instead, here’s
bacon wrapped steak. (buzzer rings)
– Oh! This is the best one.
This is the reward. – Mm-hmm!
– At least I think, this is delicious!
– Mm-hmm! This is delicious.
– Mm-hmm! (both laugh) – I took a big bite. – And I already know that
all of this meat is cruel, so don’t, you know,
kill me in the comments, but… (buzzer rings) That’s some good [bleep]
right there. – What’s the sauce?
– I’ve never had bacon steak. Like this.
It does not suck. At all. God damn it, that’s good. – I made my decision. – And this point, you’re gonna
go for the… – Yeah.
– Good stuff. – Yeah, I’m gonna go for it. I’ve been craving bacon lately. (buzzer rings) Mmm. Mmm.
– Aw. – Bomb.
– Damn. – That sauce, actually
is so good, too. – Damn.
– Oh my God. Yeah, this is good. – I had steak yesterday.
(Kennedy laughs) So I’m gonna say no. – Alright, here we go.
(buzzer rings) Mmm.
– Is it good? – Mm-hmm.
(Chelsea laughs) I can’t get over this sauce. It is so good. – I don’t know, it’s just like
does it seem worth it? And then the mustard,
I’m pretty sure that’s be more of a punishment,
for me, anyways. – I hope all this was worth it. (both laugh) – (FBE) Congratulations,
you have made it through all of the rounds of food
without eating any of them. Are you ready to see
what you’ve won? – Yeah, please tell me it’s good. – (Pam) Once a year,
they bring in a little cart, and they give away free pretzels.
– (gasps) Yes! – (Pam) It’s really not a big deal. – Oh, pretzel!
Pretzel Day! – (Pam) For some people it is. – Oh.
– Yes! – (Michael) Please tell me
you have a sweet pretzel left. – (man) We do.
– (Michael) Thank God. – (man) And we have
18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze,
cinnimon sugar… – Oh! – (man) Fudge, M&M’s, caramel dip,
mint chip… – They’re so happy
about the pretzels. – (man) Toffee nuts, coconut,
peanut butter drizzle, Oreos… – Such a good actor,
it’s insane. (both laugh) – (Michael) Is there any way
that you could do all? All of them?
– (man) The works, you got it. – Can you just get ’em all?
– This is great. – (Michael) Thank you. – We probably could have had
any pretzel we wanted. – Oh no!
– Any pretzel! My heart is broken today. – I am so depressed right now. – (FBE) With our gourmet prepared
dessert pretzel, here are all the toppings
and fixin’s you could possibly ever want in
a Pretzel Day pretzel. – Wow.
– Nice. – I’m gonna be making this.
– We can do it. – (Danny) I’m gonna…
– (Kendelle) While he makes it. – I am particular.
We might go over time. (Sharon laughs) – My mouth is like glomped shut. – Mm-hmm, so,
this is so good. It’s working really well
into my new diet. – I still feel like a winner. I mean, I don’t know
what the punishment is yet, so I feel like I can’t
speak too soon. – (Michael) Judges in session,
what is the problem here? – (Dwight) They put my stuff
in Jell-O again. – Jell-O, okay, okay.
– Okay. What’s in the Jell-O? – (Dwight) That’s real professional,
thanks, this is the third time. – I hate Jell-O! – (Michael) What is that?
– (Dwight) That’s my stapler! – (Michael) No no no no,
do not take it out. You have to eat it
out of there. – (Dwight) I do own property. My grandfather left me
a 60 acre working beet farm. – Oh, yeah, oh beet Jell-O?
– Together. – Oh my God,
am I eating beet Jell-O? – (Dwight) Stores and restaurants. – Someone’s clever. – (Dwight) Sometimes teenagers
use it for sex. – Oh my gosh, it’s beet Jell-O. It’s beet Jell-O! What the heck?
– No! (laughs) – Oh my gosh, no!
– Oh no! – I feel like it’s
gonna be gross, ’cause of the Jell-O, but I don’t know, we’ll see.
I’m nervous. – (FBE) So, as you’ve
probably predicted, we have your beet flavored Jell-O. – Oh, that looks like heart. Like it just looks like
a pure heart in there. – (FBE) Yeah.
– Oh, I love the mug! – (FBE) But if you’ll note,
when Jim gives Dwight his Jell-O, he doesn’t really give him
any utensils to eat it with, so… – No! – (FBE) When we say you have to take
two bites and four bites of Jell-O, you’re gonna have to eat it
the way that Dwight did. – Oh! (laughs) Alright, here we go. Ugh, oh. – Too weird.
Go for it, just go for it. (Ashby moans) (both laugh) – Ew, look at that, okay. – Looks delicious. – I have such mixed feelings
about this. – Get that, mm-hmm!
– Shh! – Is it bad?
Oh, nice. Oh.
– Oh no! (laughs) – My man, mm-mm. – (gasps) This should be illegal. – I might throw up. – Oh, mm-mm. – That noise,
are you [bleep] kidding me? – Ugh, this grosses me out. I don’t hate it. You know what it is? It tastes a little bit
like candied beets. This is why I didn’t
wanna eat it, with my hands, because beets stain
the [bleep] out of everything, you a-holes! (Danny laughs)
(Kendelle slurps) – Oh I didn’t, the sound effect
is what’d get me. It sucks though,
because I am that person that’s like you want an M&M?
She can’t have an M&M. (Kendelle smacks lips) – (laughs) Disgusting.
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Jimmy Fallon Pays Tribute to His Mother Gloria


-It’s good to be back, guys. Some of you know my mother,
Gloria, passed away recently, and I canceled our shows
last week to be with my family and make arrangements. She was the best audience.
She was the one I was always trying
to make laugh, and she was such a fan
of the show and everything I did. Um… [ Voice breaking ]
When we were little, my mom would walk us
to the store, me and my sister, and we would hold hands,
you know, and she would squeeze my hand three times
to say “I love you” and I would squeeze back,
“I love you, too.” And… last week,
I was in the hospital, and I grabbed her hand.
I squeezed “I love you.” And I just knew we were
in trouble, you know? But I feel so grateful to be
able to do this every single night and I’m very
appreciative of all the support from all of you that my family
received over the past week, and we’re going to
continue to work really hard to bring some light and some
laughter into the world. Thank you for watching. Thank you for helping me and my
family recover from this loss. Mom, I’ll never stop trying to
make you laugh. [ Voice breaking ] I love you. More “Tonight Show”
after this. [ Cheers and applause ]

Michael Che Finally Pays Back the $1,000 Tommy Hilfiger Loaned Him


Great season you’ve had on SnL man Oh, man every week you guys came out of it, and you destroyed it was so great to watch it was fun I mean turns out America Like Scott Yeah, but now you’re going primetime. Yes. It’s like a different deal now next Thursday starts 9:00 p.m.. On NBC. That’s right this is you and Colin, but maybe some is there gonna be some special guests, or yeah, maybe you You gotta come for this is a big deal This is the Seinfeld slot yeah It is Thursday nights at NBC right Thursday nights on NBC if the seinfeld fly so Seinfeld What the unit’s you you Colin? Oh, man? What a break who is he’s what just because it was such a a big year that NBC was like Hey, would you do with three primetime deals? I don’t know they just lauren texted me and said hey you’re showing up to work You know we’re doing within three episodes. You know it should be fun I mean, how often do you get to go back to work during your vacation? Okay, were you doing stand-up over this breaker? Yeah? I did a bunch of stand-up all pacific Northwest one of not a lot of nice places. It’s pretty cool Yeah, it was pretty dog went to Boston. Oh Boss is a great city. Oh, it’s a gray suit. I love that place. I do like if you’re white. Yeah, yeah I’m kidding. I’m kidding I’m kidding you could be ourselves A great place, but you did you always want to be comedian what you always knew yeah? I go that’s comedies my thing. I honestly didn’t know like you always want to be who doesn’t want to get paid to make medium jokes but First I used to paint I used to do art and I used to like you know put like art on t-shirts need to sell T-shirts in the Street right here in New York City Could you show them to anyone famous one time? I sold it one time. I sold a shirt to this kid there’s this white kid and I’m just painting the picture guys I Sold the church to this kid and he was like old man. My dad is a designer I’m gonna bring him by to buy a shirt, and I was like yeah, okay, whatever next week He brings his dad, and it’s tommy Hilfiger. I know yeah no, fruit, Tommy hilfiger comes by and He’s like. Oh man. I love your stuff. We’ll come down to the office and I’ll give you a job or something and I’m like all right this Is amazing I go little is off he introduces me to everybody in the office individually. It’s like this is Michael Che one of these days is gonna be a great artist and I was like How’s the person haven’t heard the term Froyo? But they had a froyo machine and the girls was like yeah, yeah I like dummies on my What is going on right now? That’s something about Froyo and dry ingredients the People love it, but anyway he he took me down. He took me to his office, and he’s got this giant big American flag there, and I got nervous because you know whenever I see too many American flags. I’m like oh boy. I Start you know sometimes yeah, I don’t know if he missed the good old days You can’t have it. You got to make sure it’s 50 stars going to America. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you count it There’s got to be a flag that recognizes hawaii. Yeah This play yeah, this is like, but this was a goodness legit flash this thing beautiful flag yeah, honey and he paid me took a thousand dollars out of his pocket and Gave it to me cash, and he said you know why I’m giving us to you because somebody gave me a chance And I’m Gonna give you a chance That’s cool I took that money and I went to work and then I went home and I never came back I stiffed them. What do you mean? I got nervous. I stepped. I just went home and just stopped showing up Spent the money How could we can’t do that tommy hilfiger? That was a great thing you did I did it Have you ever run into tommy again? No on purpose? I’m afraid But I always want to pay him back actually I wanna I want to do something if it’s okay sure I want to but my checkbook And I want to write out a check to Tommy hilfiger right now on National TV whatever No, this is really Michael Chase And I like brown leather because I’m a 70 year old black man on the inside Tommy how many eyes are on Tommy hilfiger? Yeah? Nice. Yeah $1,000 this is how long I don’t know what I’m doing I signed in a memo section so it’s not gonna clear, but this is the tommy hilfiger. I got your money, bro I can do that you get that de jonge go get it so I can get it down Get up. I’m Gonna get this I can get this to it to Tommy 2017 I’m you know I’m this I’m gonna start paying taxes, and I’m gonna pay Tommy hilfiger There it is right there we can bleep out things It’s good. Just make sure you don’t cash it until October Big time now though I saw a video of you Say bring a bottle of champagne. You know I’m talking about. Yes. That was a misunderstanding No, because they was like hey, would you this guy comes up to me at a bar? He’s like hey, you wanna Saber, but I thought he said saver I thought you’re saying do you want to savor some champagne sure? I was like yeah, I want to savor some champagne Yeah, what do I don’t and why not favorite champagne so he comes over with a big old bottle of champagne and a knife? And I’m like this dude’s insane, but I like them we have a video of you Michael Che savoring a bottle of champagne so we can talk about this – do you worry, Tommy oh slightly less now Cuz it’s a commercial Hoppin open champagne looking all cool. Yeah. He’s Gonna put me on the boat He’s gotta put you on the boat on a boat. He’ll be psyched up man that you made it well I thought it’d be fun since weekend update is now going to be prime-time Thursdays at 9:00 on NBC Would you like to saber a bottle of champagne? Good luck. Yeah, let’s do it This is exciting now. You know how to do it all right listen. I’m a pro. I’ve done this one time So we can update oh Now you know it takes three times. I’ll say don’t do it Michael chair everybody weekend P.m. On NBC will read back the boys. I’m George Ezra around everybody