Office Appraisal Atrocities || Poochi Kolli || Tamada Media


Hi friends! If you like our video, do subscribe to our channel Poochikolli! Click on the bell icon too! Are you taking selfie? Let me join! Whoever it is, go out! Don’t disturb my sleep! Where is my phone? This is Vishal! The one who fights against piracy? No, The CEO of your company! Sir, yes sir. yes! What are you doing at the office? Sir, I am working hard to improve our company’s quality! Enough of your hard work! I am coming to office tomorrow. arrange a team meet ! Sir why do you want to come? I am managing everything perfectly here! I’ll manage! Yeah, I can see how well you manage! How come sir? Is there any camera installed? Nothing such! I’ll come and explain you tomorrow! Okay sir! By when will you reach here sir? Such a head ache! Why is this guy coming! What to do! I don’t know where these dogs are! Let me call them! Where are you guys? Come to the conference hall! (These are not helpful to rear a buffalo even!)
Bro? Bro?? (blabbering) This is office! Not kodabakkam park! You are not supposed to sleep! Hey! What’s the matter? Hey, how dare you talk like this with your HR? I know what you gonna say! You anyway going to scold me even if I my work is good! Ya, as if you work good and get appreciated! Just listen to me! Guys, We are four here! Tomorrow our CEO is coming! There is some meeting! (Pronouncing wrong) Hey! That’s appraisal meeting! As if you are going to get it if i pronounce it right! Do what I say! If you do what I say, You will be saved! Otherwise, Everyone of you will be out! Got it? Smart boy! you look cute! See you after the meeting! Come in.. come in.. sit down! It’s okay, sit! Hey, move! Why should I move? You are jobless here! go! move! Please come! Take you seat! And why are you late? Sorry sir, Traffic! Hey! What? We might talk something personal! Everybody, get out! Let’s go guys! You continue man! Is anyone coming to our office, sir? Yeah! Our CEO is coming! But that won’t be an issue! I’ll manage! You don’t worry! Sir, How are you? Reports are fine! Call the team members! Sir, It’s okay! i’ll manage! Anyway they are not even doing half of my work! You can tell me! Mr. Selva kumar, I am the CEO here! you don’t have to tell me what to do! call them! Will have a individual meeting with everyone! Call them! I don’t have. Look at him sir! The kind of respect he gives! punish him sir! Can you just explain me your job role? Sir, I don’t get you ! Don’t you know English? I mean, You should have studied in an English medium school, right? I know English in a medium level sir! What is this Selva? Sir, He is trying to crack a joke! Sir, He is flirting with girls! Same way, a lady came here 6 month back, continued the job (Starts his broken English) (Idiot) Hey, Speak in Tamil If you don’t know English! Sir, I feel like speaking in English with you! He was having an affair with her! Sir, Ask him the spelling of appraisal. Are you a playboy, Mr. Charan? Nothing such sir! HR complaining about you! Oh! Come out! I’ll take care! Go ask the other person to come! Shit! Go away! Bro, Wish me! Shut up! Bro, Why are you being disrespectful? one minute sir! Look how decent we all are! Look at him and his beard! Very indecent! (blabbering) Which beard oil are you using, Mr.Jayakumar? Real men beard oil. What?! Sir, He cracks very good jokes! listen to it! One joke.. like that day! I’ll say good jokes sir! One is enough sir! Sir, Ram Lakshman and Sita once went in a bus! Stopping came. Ram and Lakshman got down but Sita jumped out through the window! Why? Sir, Ask him why! Why sir? Huh?! I don’t know! you tell me! Because she is being loyal! (an Adjective in Tamil) (You will be fired for this joke!) Is this a joke? Yes sir, Joke! You please go out and ask the next one to come! You are irritating me with your jokes! Please go! See the next candidate sir! nice guy! No problems! Cute guy! Bro, Come in! Good performer! Look how cute he is! Sir, This guy don’t know why he comes. even you will have no idea why he comes! You try asking him some questions.. he will answer! He just nods his head for whatever we ask! What kind of office is this Selva? Ishare office sir! Sir, Please relax.. next is a lady candidate. she is good.. You will mention all this well! Ask her to come quick. Hey! Come in! How are you! Greet him! Which branch are you in? This branch only sir! Sir, she is Monica, She is from T-Nagar. She is a good sales person. she does all of those four guy’s work by herself! I was talking with her, Mr.Selva. She is was my friend sir. (Broken English) So you said you are in sales team! Yes sir. OMG! What will I do?! Come on! You can do it! Idiot! I don’t have much time! Please help me sir. Good performance! Give it! Good sales strategy sir! The phone is mine! give it! She did it well sir! You are playing it well, Selva! Don’t worry ! God will help you! You asked for a transfer to sales team, right? He also told that you will develop the entire office! sure sir! Okay, Please wait outside! Your performance is good so far, Let me check and get back to you ! Sir, she was good, right? So we spoke about the appraisal and increment for all of them, What about you? (As if you are going to offer me the CEO post!) Sir, It’s your wish sir! Okay, go get the letter from my cabin! (How come you are a CEO? Stupid enough to trust me!) I am not satisfied with anyone’s performance in this quarter! So may be in the next quarter I want you people to complete the.. sir… What is this sir! Tell me.. I can see sir! Here is my signature, Check it! Sir, Is working hard for this company was my only mistake? Mr. Selva, This is not my first day to office! I was here yesterday! So no drama here! Where is everyone? Dude, This HR is such a head ache! ya bro! such a torture! He rejected my leave request for pongal! Hey! He insulted me for asking an increment of just Rs.2000! You are lucky dude! Just nodding the head and making him say cute! Same here dude ! Hey! Wassup with you! he is your boy friend, right? ya bro? Who are you? I am the CEO of this company! No formalities! Chill! So you were discussing some serious issues! Whats the matter? Tell him about your boy friend! Sir, This HR sir! HR? What is he doing? sir.. he is.. Yes Mr.Charan.. Sir I need leave.. What do you think you did to ask this offer? Sir, For pongal sir.. Okay. I’ll grant that. what did you call me while coming? Did I call him by some bad words? I mean, “sir” say it again! **** **** Sir… Your leave request is rejected! Get out! **** Such an ugly smile ! Come in ..Come in. Sit down! I was expecting you! Such a surprise! You came to meet the HR! Whats the matter? Sir, I got a good joke! Tell me! Sir, There was a flight. It was hijacked by 4 terrorists! There were so many passengers inside! You will be shot dead if you shout! But they will shout, right? ya! They got guns! But they didn’t shoot! Why? No idea! Why? Because they left their bullet at the parking! Why is this joke now? Sir i need an increment for Rs.2000! Get lost! Just get lost! (But it was a good joke!) Come in! Sir, I need a permission for an hour! Take half-a-day permission too! any problem? Mom is sick sir! Oh, Aunty! What happened to her? She is hospitalized sir. Is she okay? better sir. Okay, Take care of her! forget office! come let’s go! Okay, so you have told your issues! I’ll come to office tomorrow and take care of it! I’ll solve the issues! So it’s my second day! Is it?! I saw what’s happening in this office, What everyone does yesterday itself! sir, Please consider. guys tell him please, Monice, please! Guys, why are you making me beg! Sir, Please do consider him! Okay, since you people asked.. There is only one post available for his qualifications. Is it your post sir? Alright, It’s okay sir! How dare you still talk stupid even after getting termination letter? Go wait outside! (singing pathos song) I was like a king in this office! Now a watchman! If you like this video Like, Share, Comment and subscribe to Poochikolli! Click on the bell icon too!

Intern on a Salary Day | Corporate Humor | A Wednesday Parody | HR Jokes


HR:Sir!
Kathod: Yes
HR:Need to fire these people K:But why? HR:I’m an HR. It’s my job profile. K:Okay leave This hiring firing keeps on happening. But once it happened When 4 HRs were fired at the same instance You won’t find this in office records. This story is mine. Hello Hello, am I talking to Mr. Kathod Yes, speaking. Janab, have sent you a picture. Please have a look. I’ll call you back after two minutes. Hello hello excuse me. Jimmy! Jimmy!Jimmy! Yes Sir! There was a call on it, check whose call is it. Sir what’s the password. Your wife’s birthday. Sir Yes Give me the phone, you have copied this number, right? Hello Janab! You would have seen the picture by now. Kathod Sir! Kathod Sir! I’m listening. There’s no point searching on truecaller. I’ve bought a new Jio sim. Now listen to me carefully. I want HR Spiderman, HR Superman, HR Batman, and HR Dhinchak Pooja not to be promoted but to sign their resignation And now you will do this for me. Today! Now! Sorry But I am unable to understand. When after a month of struggle, your bank account receives a bounced cheque Then you don’t go shopping You beg in front of HR These four were giving me less salary And I will make them unemployed today. But who are you? I I am the one who is afraid of making his account on job sites I am the one whose mother thinks I’m going to war when I go to work. She calls after every two hours and asks If you had lunch or not If you smoked or not If you excreted or not Actually she wants to ask if I got fired or not. I am the one who is the first to enter and last to leave the office. I am also the one who gets abused by Boss Whoever makes the mistake, janab, Only I pay for it I am also the one Who is afraid of sending CV elsewhere If I get a worse company then what will happen. You would have seen the college campus. Just pick any face from it. I am that. I am just a wannabe clumsy intern. So how did this wannabe clumsy intern woke up today immediately. This didn’t happen immediately Kathod Sir You called us on Holiday You made us work on Sunday I’m just replying on A Salary Day Hello So what did you think Kathod Sir! So you want to say Interns will get a permanent job from resignation of these guys? They will anyway be mistreated Sometimes this office, sometimes that office And yes People like Dhinchak Pooja will make them dance Who are you? Means? Means are you sales or marketing? My department has nothing to do with this It has everything to do I told you my department has nothing to do with this. I’m just a wannabe clumsy intern. Wannabe clumsy intern? You are shit scared, right? Maybe Be specific. Yes or no. Yes Then remember this. What you are proving by waving the ‘wannabe clumsy intern’ flag I don’t want to prove anything Kathod Sir I just want to say there’s a lot of anger in us interns. Stop trying us! We are intern by force. Not by choice. And what do you think. Those who keep us as interns are smarter than us? Are do an internet search In how many groups recruiters are looking for interns. For free. But it is our mistake, janab We apply very quickly. One or two posts, and we send CV But we are also helpless janab We also have to find a girlfiend That’s why we become intern so easily. Alright So someone left you Why? Should I be waiting for the day someone leaves me? Yes If you want to know, then listen There was one in your office. Some 20-21 years old I don’t know her by name Just that I used to smile looking at her And she used to ignore giving a weirdo look. There were many such girls, janab. Didn’t know anybody by name And one day! One day when I was staring at her. Then she showed me her engagement ring with her middle finger. So you are doing all this for those girls, right? No no Kathod Sir! I am not that despo or cheap. I knew what rejection is And I’ve seen it earlier too. But this won’t be acceptable Kathod Sir. Some HR won’t sign on a bounced cheque to tell me if my career is screwed or not. This is wrong, a crime. They are proud of cost-cutting, cost-saving, financial planning. I am proud of myself. And yes! I am doing this for nobody else by me. So that when my son applies for a job He earns a good salary and job status I’m unable to understand you. My reasons and banters are different, that’s why! Maybe. Be definite, yes or no. Yes When they fire hundreds like me then its alright When I ask resignation from 4 of them, its wrong? Janab, in your place, every intern is expected to get screwed like a common intern And be punished in the name of salary And just look at yourself. When you thought he is an intern Good that he’s not a manager, we will catch him easily. Why? Didn’t you think of it? No No, it’s nothing like that. It must not be like that either. And yes I will send you the remaining pictures. But you just send me the resignation letters of the four of them. Thankyou GodDamn It! Jimmy!Jimmy! Did you find our which interns are on leave today? Sir today’s the salary day, we don’t call interns on salary day. Sir, please sign these papers. Sir take this. Sir here. What is this? Sir these are the termination letters of 4 of them, I’ll scan them right away! Kathod Sir! I have received resignation of those 4 HRs. And yes! I don’t have any more pictures of yours apart from this. I know! I had just shot the beginning. Not of the climax! Felt great talking to you. Vice President Kathod! I am intern, Department of! I won’t tell you about his department! Otherwise you will know. That who gets screwed the most by HR!

Office Assistant Duties And Responsibilities (+ Salary info)


Office Assistant Duties And Responsibilities ( and salary information) Office assistants provide administrative, secretarial and clerical support to other employees in the office to ensure an efficient office environment. Some of the main job duties and responsibilities of administrative assistants: • Answer phones and transfer to the appropriate staff member • Greet visitors and direct them to the correct staff member • Receive, sort and distribute mail • Update and maintain databases such as mailing lists, contact lists and clients information • Help prepare reports, presentations, and data • Organize travel arrangements for staff • Assist with travel and expense reports • Coordinate and organize appointments, meetings, events • Maintains stock of supplies by anticipating work requirements, ordering supplies, and distributing supplies where necessary • keep office area clean and tidy • Organize and maintain conference rooms, and meeting rooms • Ensure operation of equipment by completing preventive maintenance requirements; calling for repairs; maintaining equipment inventories • Coordinate courier service • Fax, scan and copy documents • Handle sensitive information in a confidential manner • Performs additional duties when required, including drafting brochures and organizing the filing system Education and Experience • High School Diploma or equivalent • Business college training or prior experience handling office responsibilities is an advantage (but this can also be entry level position) • Proficient computer skills, including Microsoft Office Suite (Word, PowerPoint, and Excel); scheduling appointments/updating calendars; use of e-mails, group messaging and data collection Key Skills for an Office Assistant: • problem solving ability • accuracy • organization and planning skills • verbal and written communication skills • attention to detail • flexibility • reliability • teamwork • work management and prioritizing skills Office Assistants Career Options Every business has clerical needs, that’s why office assistants can seek employment in different fields that match their interests, such as education, medicine, law, technology, and finance. Salary information According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, an annual median salary for office/administrative assistants is around $38,880.