All right guys gather on me get around me. All right. It’s a little quick pep talk That’s what I talked about these last few games, right? They really haven’t been quite working out first and I think the reason for that is lack of teamwork we really we’ve been treating it like we’re kind of for solos in a squad game and That hasn’t really been working out for us. So I think your team workers is paramount here today. *team mumbles* Ben if you spot an enemy don’t just engage them, you know You can call the team over 4v4 is better than 1v4 so typically we’ll work out a lot better and we’re here to help. You know, that’s fair That’s what we’ll come over and help if you want. Yeah, it’s cool. I just get trigger-happy Adam Communication is key. All right, so if you spot any enemy don’t just say enemy spotted. Okay ping him. Be sure to ping him No, I’ll try to do better Yeah, Rowan, maybe if you just loot closer to us You typically seem to be looting quite far away and we can’t help you if if you’re really far away and get into trouble Oh, really? The reason I do that is because I don’t want to take other people’s loot No, I-we appreciate that But yeah, no stand at close proximity. If you’re in trouble we can we can help. Okay, I’ll stay close by if you want, all right, but other than that guys, let’s have a great game. All right teamwork teamwork. Let’s go Oh Rowan what are you doing? I’m looting close by like you said. No. This is my house and my loot But you said- ROWAN GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE! WHAT THE F*** YOU DOING? I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE MY F***ING LOOT! GET THE F*** OUT! GO! GO!!! Hey guys, thank you so much for watching follow us on Instagram. We have constant amazing stories. They’re always amazing They’re always top quality stories. They’re always good like this and this And then is this Okay, so they’re not all great but yes, do you know follow
What is up, DramaAlert nation! I’m your host Killer Keemstar! Lets im the most hated person on earth Let’s get riiiiiiiiight… Into the NEWS! THANK GOD, I’M BACK! OMG, I’m back! I missed you guys so much! But i hate yiu We have big news! First story coming from PewDiePie! PewDiePie got… engaged! i want to marry my new shoe Today PewDiePie tweeted out… that i suck showing that his girlfriend Marzia had a big rock on her finger. guys i hate jake pauul i would be homeless without him Damn that rock so big it probably has its own gravity, and hey I know PewDiePie memes a lot But Marzia confirmed the engagement IS. REAL. Marzia posted on Instagram. These two have been together forever. I’m so happy for him. Congratulations to Felix and Marzia! Also in the news… the battle between PUBG and Fortnite got real when some superstars got involved. That’s right! we’re talking about the DJ deadmau5 started taking shots at Ninja! For those you that don’t know deadmau5 is not just the DJ. He also streams PUBG on Twitch and during his stream Deadmau5 said this! Role it! You should get good at Fortnite. I’m so gonna dye my hair fucking blue and suck Drake’s dick for views and wear a bandana. How to develop your streaming personality?
Oh, you have to recreate as well, yeah Yikes! Now after this clip got out and people started seeing this and started sending like… deadmau5 Hey, deadmau5 want to clear the air. He was just joking around So deadmau5 ended up donating $500 to ninja in a way to like say sorry. Roll it! Did Ethan you didn’t have to do that man. I know you were just messing even though it sounded a little aggressive. So the beat between Ninja and deadmau5 done over with but here’s the thing Fortnite is destroying PUBG. I mean it just is in fact It was reported that in March, Fortnite earned $223 million dollars That’s right in the month of March Fortnite earned two hundred and twenty three billion. Also In the News in real life streamers. They’re they’re walking around with their cameras They’re streaming on the YouTube, the Twitch they’re doing weird crazy stuff for views but a lot of times these in real life streamers, they end up driving around while they’re filming themselves streaming. and let me just say cuz I know this firsthand the shit is dangerous, in fact when I was in LA I ended up getting in a car with Sam Pepper ice beside in and Anything for views and do we almost died, but even before ice beside him picked me up in the car He almost got in a car accident watch this rollin Can you stop steering like a fucking artist I’ll steer Fucking car there, dude. I’ll do that over over here. Oh That was close though, I made a turn like that was closer than I thought he was Even alive right now like seriously okay in real life streamers you cannot drive while you’re streaming I mean This is something Bad’s gonna happen in fact something bad did happen to another in real life streamer who was driving while streaming small in real life stream art known as lame duck G with a thousand subscribers Well, this guy was driving around while streaming when this happened. We’re all it. I’ll stop there and get some like food Let’s see what’s around here guys Now I got I got the date free so there’s no really any rush to go home, but I’m driving in that area Oh, thank god. I’m officer. Oh God Wow now that’s just that’s just horrifying now the first thing going through everyone’s mind did he pass away did he die? No, he is still alive, but he is in critical condition at the hospital in real-life streamers. I I know all of you guys Don’t drive and stream guys you have to stop this someone is going to die and speaking about dying Okay, I’m gonna go to hell for this transition But Jake pulls YouTube career is falling off on March 20 if he uploaded a video titled we have 60 days to get out and well in this horrible cringy clickbait title of a video He ended up saying that he’s going on tour, and he announced like all these dates And you know with Jake Paul and all his kid army fans You would think that this has been sold out but it hasn’t It’s been over a month and most of these stadiums have only been half sold so it begs the question is Jake Paul falling off Also in the nose a woman gave birth in a hotel room, and she did it on her own by following a YouTube Tutorial it’s being reported today from self com that this woman delivered her own baby in a hotel room by following a YouTube Tutorial and this even caught the attention of the YouTube CEO Suzuno, Jackie who said congrats on your new baby boy Tia oh? That’s cool, I love that story also an overdose Fouseytube got swatted last night fouseytube tweeting out I just got swatted like four police trucks deep my mom was shook thinking I did something wrong to whoever did it you had fun never again, please yeah guys I’m just kind of shocked that this is still a thing like who the hell would want to risk Years in prison for like just swatting someone. I just it’s so stupid. It just blows my mind in fact like yesterday I was on the local news here in Buffalo about when I got swatted in fortnight and came and won the game But that’s a whole nother story. We got other stuff to talk about also in the news Ksi versus Logan Paul as you guys know August 25th the big boxing fight these two are going to go at it It’s gonna be the biggest thing ever well talking about the biggest thing. They have been debating who has the biggest forehead Logan Paul tweeted out target acquired showing kiss size big forehead, but then ksi responded showing low impulse Big forehead and the kiss I also followed up with a picture of Logan Paul as a nag and guys I must say we need to stop this we need to stop this bald on bald crime Okay, would be being bald as a man all it means is that you have high testosterone? Levels right that’s probably why you guys are willing to fight each other because you’re more manly than everyone else(I have DEPRESSION) Stop bullying people for being bald. Okay. It’s not cool and Speaking about being bald. I love you. I’m so sorry I’m so sorry my good friend face banks And me are launching a show not a podcast a show and it is called moms Basement and our very first episode is with Ninja the show will air this Sunday on faze Banks’s channel you guys don’t want to miss the show Ninja goes in deep in a lot of different areas that we talk about a lot of cool stuff Trust me you’re gonna want to keep up to date on all of this so make sure you follow mom’s basement on Twitter the link will be in the description for you guys to fall alright guys that is it for the news today guys I hope You enjoyed this video if you did, please take the time to slap a like on it. I missed you guys so much I’m so glad that I’m back. I will never leave you again the thing is is when I left to go to, California I thought I had someone covering for me, but they kept battling they kept bailing. I’m not gonna say who it is I don’t want to send any hate to this person, but just this just things didn’t work out And I’m so sorry that this happened, and I will never leave you without coverage again 100% in fact I am working on building an actual studio a drama lured studio in So when I go to LA I can film there and not miss work, and you guys won’t miss the news again I’m so sorry that this happened, and we’ve been a whole week without videos for you It’ll never happen again and until it does and then I’ll have to say sorry again. I love you guys I hope you enjoyed the video, please take the time to slap a like on it drama learn nation now over three million seven hundred thousand Subscribers, this song is called lighthouse Net nobody’s best son Lincoln Lincoln description It’s not out yet wait for it sounds loud in the description. What do you think? What is your kind of music
Oh just a reminder – I am just working a half-day today. I don’t care. I got Adam to cover so I don’t care Who is that badass on the bike? Hey guys Hi Hey what what what’s going on? Working oh, okay He – that was very cool. It was very very – that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen He made smoking cool I think I’m gonna buy a pack of cigarettes After this Here ya go bro Brought to you by Brought to you by Marlborough gold
Rowan – I’m not going to engage in a staring contest with you. I’m not. I’ve got a lot of work to do. I’m an adult You’re an adult okay? this isn’t a playground. This is work. So… I’m just gonna get back to it. I’m not! I’m not going to do it I’m better than that I am! I’m better than that I am not going to stoop to your level So, you can just… Stay there and keep staring. I’m not going to engage. nope… damn it see… Hang on I need to blink that was seamless That was seamless. I doubt people will notice you went past me there.
Argh damn What happened? Ah my program crashed, I just lost a few minutes of work Ah lucked out No I got unlucky – my program crashed – I got unlucky Yeah So you lucked out No I did the opposite of ‘luck out’ I got unlucky. My program crashed Yeah, you had bad luck So you lucked out Rowan have you been using the term ‘lucked out’ wrong your entire life? No I’ve been using the term ‘lucked out’ correctly To say that something is unlucky Lucked out means lucky It means to be lucky Lucked out doesn’t mean you got lucky Lucked out means you got unlucky It absolutely doesn’t You know what? Fine. Don’t worry Agree to disagre This argument is stupid It is a stupid argument **under breath**
It’s just funny that you think it meant lucky **under breath**
It’s weird **under breath**
Well. I think you’re the stupid one mate **under breath**
I think if you were to ask anyone in the world they might actually agree with me mate **under breath**
Just think about what you’re actually saying **under breath**
Just think about the words you’re saying **under breath**
Ask anybody. Ask any single person in the world and they would agree with me **under breath**
How long you been using that expression that way? Uh oh **under breath**
I think you’ll find that I have won the argument Just think about it. Maybe once in your life read a book It’s done. It’s finished. It’s in the past and I won. Tick. Tick for Alan for winning I don’t think you quite understand how the English language works It’s quite embarrassing you’re still arguing You’re like claiming it so righteously Righteously like he knows What you been doing? You been living under a rock mate? Living under one of those big rocks It’s just quite embarrassing you’re still arguing the point Well. Well. If you’re going to talk about things you don’t really understand… Do you actually know how the English language works? You are completely out of touch with the world. The world has moved beyond you. Think about what the word is mate: “Lucked out” Out. Of. Luck How do you live 35 years and not know what ‘lucked out’ means? How do you live 35 years and not know what lucked out means… Uhmmm okayyy Alright mate Let it go I’m not going to get into this with you It’s just kind of funny It’s actually kind of funny if I think about it I don’t think you quite understand Wrong wrong wrong. You are wrong wrong wrong. Alright mate let it go Obviously I win No I won I won this argument Think about it – “lucked out” Lucked out – out of luck Lucked out means lucky Out of luck – look Lucked out means lucky Rowan That’s not how the world works mate Ask anybody Rowan – lucked out means LUCKY Nobody used ‘lucked out’ for lucky!! NOBODY USES LUCKED OUT FOR LUCKY ROWAN – SHUT THE F*** UP! Looks like you let your emotions get the better of you Lucked out
Adam? yeah Are you alright mate? Yep. Yeah, no I’m fine .Have you been crying? No? No I’m not crying You certainly look like you’re crying. Look that is not okay mate. We’re gonna talk about this. We’re having a meeting What guys we had a bit of an incident on the shop floor Adam was crying Adam were you crying are you okay? No… I just feel so overworked at the moment were working so hard and so – yeah, I’m gonna have to get a new rule No crying at work Rowan do you really feel that’s the best solution for this? Absolutely yuck. He was crying Oh, it was disgusting like if you should have heard I was on the shop floor I was playing Street Fighter and suddenly I’m hearing this Oh *imitates Adam crying* *evil mocking crying* And I’m like “oh” God Is that Adam? is he crying? Oh God, I’m gonna – has he stopped. No, he’s still crying. I’m gonna have to deal with this. Oh, here we go Yeah, so it was pretty disgusting Rowan instead of creating a blanket rule where we like not allowed to cry Why don’t we try and foster a work environment where we don’t feel we need to cry Uh, how do you suggest we do that Alan? Maybe by creating a safe work environment where we can talk about our feelings I don’t care about your feelings. I don’t Care, I don’t want to hear about it. Don’t bring that s**t to work. Yuck. Just keep it away Lock it inside or lock it or just whatever you need to do it so that it’s not part of the work Kind of environment, okay Okay. Well, what are you gonna do about it? I’ve got a solution that I think will appease everyone New rule You can cry in the bathroom. Oh wow I think I need to use the bathroom You need to use the bathroom? Don’t be long Do you want me to close the door? Adam Yeah, are you right? Yes, I’ll say that like a proper human. Yeah, we can’t be come on man. Blah blah blah blah blah blah Come this way – what side of the line are we on?
Hi sorry I’m just after these Two USB’s? Yep two USB’s Oh actually you’re in luck. Today we’ve got a Playtech special on Oh great Um so yeah normally $20 they’re two for $50 I’ll put that through now Sorry Sorry something seems to be wrong with your sign I think your math must be off a little bit. Shouldn’t it be like $30… Hang on I’ve got another copy here ahhh What seems to be the problem there Ah the it’s $20 for one and so two there should be $30. That would be a special. No so the way this special works is it’s normally $20 but because you’re buying two and this is the special, there’s a $10 difference Oh I see yeah yeah no that is what I am talking about. Yeah because like two would be $40…right So if it’s a $10 special then you’ve got like these little piggies then you take one piggy away. You take one $10 piggy away and that makes $30 So thats a $30 special I should have Ah just in case…it seems like you’re not quite understanding the special so… I’ll just repeat it for you one more time just in case you’re struggling with math a bit there… So like I say normally $20 just for one okay? Yep I follow you Follow me there? Yep I’m absolutely with you on that one Okay so what makes this a great deal is that because you’re buying two there’s a $10 difference bringing it to $50 thats a great deal Yeah no I am totally following you there with the $20 it’s just that maybe your calculators broken maybe it’s not you Like I’m sure you can do math but what you’re doing is actually adding $10 rather than taking it away Which is not how specials work I see what’s happening here great You think that this is a good deal for you Yes yeah But this is a Playtech special like I said at the start a Playtech special Meaning we get some special treatment So we get to make an extra $10 on this sale It’s a Playtech special… Ooooh It’s a Playtech Special… It’s a great deal for Playtech We make an extra $10 on this sale Otherwise we’d only make $40 on this We make $50 on this Riiight Okay shall we process the transaction? Yeah okay so it’s not a special Oh no sorry just um oh it’s crazy I’ve just changed my mind just one would be great Okay you’re just after one yeah just after one would be great thank you righto Um yep $20 great thank you Just swipe your card I’ll just swipe my card for $20 for one That is yours Great that was a sale yup Yup I think we can both agree that was a transaction from start to finish Yup It’s just good to get clear about these things yup Oh Actually um while I’m here Couldn’t grab a USB stick could I? yup Yeah no problem Just a singular one would be great yup I’ll just grab you an extra USB stick there Oh I wouldn’t call it an extra one I’d call it a different one Okay that’s $30 there No no no no I’m just buying one I’m buying now a new transaction one USB stick please No no like the sign says I’ll bring it up again for you there Ah you’re buying two so that’s $50 total there so I’m just making up the difference there No no it’s looks that way but it’s actually a new transaction Like let the past be the past You know what I see what’s going on here You wanna get a special for yourself don’t ya Yeah on the same page good Like every single other customer that comes in here trying to take advantage of Playtech Ooo can I get 50% off oo I want 2 for the price of one. Oooo what can I take from Playtech I’ve got staff to feed. I’ve got families to pay How are we supposed to make a business run with customers like you coming in here Do you want us to shut down Do you want us to shut down? Is that what you want? I’m really sorry I didn’t realize I I yeah $30 for that one would be great Yeah $30 right No that’s fair Alright swipe your card thank you And that’s complete there you go Thank you I really appreciate it How’s your family? I lied I don’t have a family Thank you I’ll see you next week Remember to tell people about the special Yeah know I will I’ll tell Terry Thankyou
Oh yeah. What’s up guys? We’re Dude Perfect. Welcome to Airsoft
Battle Royale. Here we go! Woo! Dude Perfect. Today’s battle is simple. Each of us will be
scattered throughout the map to scavenge for weapons
and eliminate opponents by popping their balloons. Last man standing wins. Purple Hoser here. What’s up, guys? Cor here. Coby checking into the game. Cody here. What’s up, guys? Ty. Let’s see what loot we can find. Could really use some shoes. There we go. First weapon find
and a backpack. Yeah, I don’t think I
really need a backpack. I’ve got to get off the road. These rocks are killing me. Oh no. That was bad. OK? Grenade. That’s going to come in handy. And a backpack. Got a backpack. Two more backpacks. Oh! That’s an Uzi! Let’s go! Let’s go, baby. There’s my rifle. I think we’ve got a gun range. OK. Four more backpacks. So, for those of
you that don’t know, Chad and Tim set up the course. And whoever was responsible
for the North Swamp, I’m going to kill them. Nice. The game makers are too kind. All right. I got everything I need. I just got to find a
good place to camp. We sit. We hide. We don’t go out into the action. That’s how you get shot. I think we’re going to
get on the golf cart. Bumpy. Oh! Goodness gracious! We got an air drop. We got to go. Oh! Oh yeah! Oh! It’s a sniper! It’s like a podium in a box! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, there’s a crate. Frying pan. Boat. There’s Coby. He doesn’t even see me. I going to get in this
truck and snipe him. It’s going to make
way too much noise. Let’s row. It looks like he’s
using a paddle. I, I am very confused right now. No need to rush this. I cannot miss this shot. Oh! Got to get to cover! We’ve got a runner! He’s running away! You’re going down, Purple Hoser! Oh! I got him! Did he get me? He’s– oh gosh. Dad gum it. I think he got me. I got to bail. All right. It looks like I got two
balloons down on Coby. He just took off in the woods. I did run out of
ammo on my pistol. I’m going to go
back, get my sniper. Start heading to town. Play the other side. Let’s go find some people. All right. My balloons are right here. In a safe, secure location. All I’ve got to do is
wait them out, baby. And I’m going to be sitting
here taking a siesta. There we go. Right there is Corey! Oh! Out of ammo. Did he get one of mine? He got two. What? God, I handled that so wrong. I thought I could hide
behind these barrels, but my balloons stick up. Obviously. Ah, there’s Coby. Oh, God! I’m taking fire! Uzi’s down. Yeah! I got him first! I got him first! 100% Let’s go! All right. Here’s the deal. Coby and I just shot each
other at the same time. Technically, it’s not
actually the same time. Because I shot him a
little before he shot me. A millisecond. But ultimately, it doesn’t
matter cause neither of us have balloons anymore. We’re not happy about
it, but we’re both out. Gotta get up top. Pretty sure I got
two pops on Cory. And I am in desperate
need of a new weapon. I’m going to try and search
around here and try and see if I can find some. I need a gun. Bang! Let’s go. Ah! Dang it! set fire Oh, wow. That’s a lot of bullets. Ah! Incoming fire. Oh, grenade! Grenade! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, Yeah. I’m getting out of here. There we go that’s what I need. I think someone’s downstairs. I’ve got him. I got a balloon. I got a balloon. Gosh dang it. Come on, boy! I’m in it to win it, baby! Cody! You camper! Did I hit you? You, uh. You did not Oh, sick! A K! Not worth it. Dang it! Dang it! Line them up, baby! Ah! I got Ty! I got Ty! Wait a minute! I got popped! I’m eliminated. This gun’s amazing. That was so worth it. You got nothing, boy! Come on with it! Here. Pull it! Gosh! Plenty of down fire. Give him some warning
shots with this. Oh, gosh! He’s got a pistol. You know what? We’re taking this on the road. Oh! Taking fire! Taking fire! Got to get– for more? Are you ready for He’s got a new gun! I don’t know what he’s
shooting, but it’s fast. Oh! How did I miss? goal. Oh. Out of ammo. I got to push. I got to push. I’m charging. Got him! Woo! No! Valiant effort, my good man. Dude! That was a blast! Hey, rule number one. Don’t get tired of hiding. It’s what keeps you alive, baby. It was so fun. Oh, man. That is exhausting. That was well done. I think it’s time for a
little trophy presentation. I agree. As always, not my honor,
certainly not my pleasure, Cody Jones. Winner, winner chicken dinner! Thank you. That looks fantastic. Very nice. Twins? By the way, good to
have you guys back. Hey. Thanks, man. Can’t wait to hear that story. Oh! If you’re not already a
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